The Stafford Look

when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.

I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.

by Neffinski December 25, 2013

the droids you are looking for

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.

Secretly, they are the droids you are looking for, but you will never know.
Stupid Storm Trooper

by General Kenobi May 24, 2014

you're look like a crap in slow motion

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018

Nothing to look at

Referring to someone who is unattractive and has been beaten with an ugly stick.

Bertha's face is nothing to look at but she's got a killer body, for that I would hit it and quit it!

by cpetkunas July 12, 2019

Don't Look Back

When you get too high and you can't remember what you were just talking about

You're sitting with your friends on the couch smoking...

"Yeah isn't that so crazy??"

"Wait what is so crazy??"

"I don't remember...."

"Well you know what they say..."

*all together* "DON'T LOOK BACK"

by dontlookback March 8, 2022

Bro you looking bionical

A funny phrase to call someone that acts like a robot

Alex: “looks robotical”

Pere: “Bro you looking bionical”

by provolonewalter July 1, 2022

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015