Logicize

To rationalize but you do not want to say "rationalize" to spite your mother

Me: I am going to logicize my way out of this situation using thumbtacks.

Mom: wtf are you on?

by peepeepoopoo201 April 25, 2022

logic

something the annual testing has none of.

this stupid ass quiz has no logic

by i am a threat October 15, 2018

Zay logic

Logic that does not make sense, nonsense

My friend told me that cows fly on the moon, I told her that was some Zay logic.

by UnknownEC2 May 31, 2023

Wings of Fire logic

Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"

Wings of Fire logic is weird.

by Doors. October 26, 2022

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Logic syndrome

also can be known as Robert Bryson Hall syndrome

Logic syndrome occurs when you mentally see yourself darker than you actually are because you’re member of certain race/ethnicity, like black/latinx, for example

Person 1: Hey why is Bobby using AAVE? Isn’t he white?
Person 2: oh nah he’s half-black he’s just a lightskin

Person 1: Oh! Must’ve gotten Logic syndrome or somethin’...

by iusedtothinklogicwaswhitelmao June 15, 2018

Coldly Logical

An internet troll that puts even more energy into his posting than his trollees by repeatedly isolating and pouncing on irrelevant consistencies is known as Coldly Logical, especially if he declares himself such.

"The onus of my argument is perfectly static, kindly stop trolling and present counter-arguments rather than merely atomically dissecting mine."

"What can I say? I'm just Coldly Logical!" (Laughing smiley optional)

by sigma_grcade July 8, 2009