When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!
Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.
If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a
contradiction.
So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!
Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.
If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a
contradiction.
So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
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At first, many aspects of yoga can feel intimidating and disorienting. But, as you go through the motions, it all starts to come together in your body and it feels like qwerty logic.
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Get the qwerty logic mug.(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"
overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
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"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
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Anto logic is a new-found way of thinking. It suggests that anything that other people say (especially from Bulgaria) are extremely false. This origin of "Antonella logic" is from Mendoza, Argentina
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Get the Anto logic mug.Named for computer science professor and all around cool guy, Dr. Daniel Spiegel, it is the principle in computer science education stating that if something is written, circled, underlined, or otherwise emphasized in the color red, then it is considered to be incorrect within the context of teaching at the time and may never be questioned, lest the questioner be unequivocally annihilated by said cool guy.
"Why is this wrong?" - Dr. Spiegel
"Because it is written in red." - Correct application of Spiegelian Logic, albeit vague
"Because it is written in red." - Correct application of Spiegelian Logic, albeit vague
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