Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.

Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.

by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011

Cone Lickers

Summertime/holiday/weekend tourists passing the time by strolling up and down the street, window shopping, etc. while eating ice cream.

This town will be filled with CONE LICKERS come fourth of July weekend.

by CTap March 15, 2012

wallet licker

Someone who loves money so much they are unable to think or communicate about anything else

I was surrounded by a bunch of wallet lickers in the luxury box at the game, I felt very out of place.

by AdamTexas January 13, 2014

slug licker

Someone who makes out with a lot of people.

Marissa is a slug licker.

by Peedo Feelay February 5, 2014

Floor licker

One who is of an outcast of the social world; who with no friends.

Man, that guy was such a floor licker.

by wakytaco12 May 16, 2016

armpit licker

A person who loves licking armpits on a daily basis

Wow! Would you look at Shannon locking them armpits, she must be a really armpit licker

by Wobbleslob July 30, 2016

noob lucker

if you are lucky and a noob at the same time

This Fizz escapes with 1 hp everytime , fuckin noob lucker

by The Elusive Fizz January 21, 2017