Lit Lobsters

Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.
Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"
by LitLobster November 11, 2018
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Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.
Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!
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broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again
jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her
by yunghunghose February 25, 2019
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Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.
My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!
by Cosiner January 12, 2011
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Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.
I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022
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Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.
We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021
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Pasta and lobster

Used to express your love, appreciation, and attraction for good white men.
I love pasta and lobster” “Where is my pasta and lobster” “She got her pasta and lobster” “Pasta and lobster…sprinkle sprinkle
by BubbleGumGirl_ December 10, 2023
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