loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023

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loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.

1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”

by aspen411 March 23, 2023

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When one male takes multiple loads in one’s ass by multiple males back to back with no rest in between loads.

No to be confused with being Bread which is define; when one male takes one single load by another male.

OMG… my sling just arrived by mail I can’t wait to set it up and get loafed at my birthday party tonight.

by Str8forpay July 5, 2024

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Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023

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Loafing

the action of sitting with the appearance of a loaf

my cat is always loafing

by MiloTheFriend February 19, 2023

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Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

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