larry_bird

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god is to black people at award shows
as
larry_bird is to the internet

by larry_bird April 13, 2005

larry

someone around 20 years old who picks up younger girls around age 16 in the grocery store. Usually gives out his number on the back of receipts and will meet you during his lunch break. Enjoys feeding seagulls mcchickens and fourwheeling. If a larry invites you over, don't have high expectations because he probably lives in a trailor and his dad will be watching tv next to a giant bowl of pot.

jen: i need a hot guy
lauren: go hit up larry at the grocery store

by Skipper5666 November 30, 2010

Larry

As in Larry "Dallas" Dalliapolis from Three's Company, a Larry is someone who may or may not be a "lady's man" (probably not), but still rocks chest hair and a gold chain. Often Mediterranean. While common around the world, Larry's can be found in San Diego's Regal Beagle, or other well-known singles establishments, include dance clubs with multiple floors.

Yo, check out that Greek guy on the dance floor. He just got struck down by three girls in a row...Oooo, make that four! What a Larry!

by precisev7 November 29, 2009

bad larry

A monument that you dont know the real name of

Somebody asked me for directions in downtown Indy, i said "go down to the bad larry and hang a left"

by JTCTrump October 8, 2013

laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

Larry

1. (adj.)
To make a "Larry move" is to make a stupid mistake or go through with a not well thought out plan.

2.(adj.)
anything that is small and irrelevant. something that is described as minute or minuscule. Something that is little and makes you laugh (or not, whatever).

3. (n.)
This is anyone who falls under: stupid, boneheaded, a tool, lame, geeky, empty-headed, nerdy, idiot, etc. Anyone is a Larry at one point in their life, it is just a matter of someone calling you on it. It is anyone who makes a stupid mistake or error.

*note: This does not mean that anyone named Larry is a "Larry", unless they are being a total Larry. Don't get all butt-hurt if your name is Larry, it has nothing to do with that. (...freakin larry)

1.
-"Dude I just ate shit!"
-"Aw man, What happened?"
-" I was riding my bike, turned my head to look that babe across the street, and SLAM! right into a freakin' pole!"
-" You idiot! That was such a larry move!"

2.
-"Hey man got any little larry springs for my '50?'
-" Yea they're in the back hold on."

3.
-"Here's your drink."
-"-the eff is this? I asked for water."
-"Aw man sorry, i was distracted by that chick over there, she is fine as hell."
-"Larry! ... seriously?"

by matisooooon November 25, 2009

anti larry

the coolest people ever because we like to respect harry styles and louis tomlinson’s relationships!
they also don’t believe in larry stylinson which is a ship name between both men.

yo! you’re an anti larry too?? same bro, people who ship them are weird they’ve said so many times they aren’t together!

by coolestgirlintheworld69420 July 1, 2021