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Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)
That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.
by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022
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LOBSTER MAN

Lobster man is ? years old, born on the 20th of june. Streetys star sign is a gemini. His wardrobe consists of multiple coloured basic sweatshirts and the worst shoes you have ever seen. He is never seen without his watch. Back in 2009, lobster man was a great orange bodybuilder! He attended Mater Dei College for highschool and Edith Cowan University. Whilst in college he worked at bunnings and enjoyed ‘getting them gains’ in his spare time. He has a strong hatred for english and old saggy people,he failed year 12 english!

On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!

Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.

he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
mr street " you're not dodgy" - LOBSTER MAN
by lobsters4life May 21, 2022
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Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.
I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022
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Maine Lobster Roll

You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.
Dude… I heard Nate pulled off a Maine Lobster Roll with his girlfriend!
by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022
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Lobster Claw Syndrome

When a person (usually a gamer) does things they don't mean to do because they accidentally press all the wrong buttons, usually due to stress or simply having huge fingers. Can cause lots of rage depending on what accidentally occurs and when.
My mate has lobster claw syndrome and it sometimes seems like he's button mashing.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022
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Pond Lobster

The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee
Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?

Yeah, and it is about to rain too!

Figures. Damn pond lobsters...
by DSFish March 16, 2022
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lobster

a person who is a silly, stupid, and crazy person (or crustacean)

gay person
guy: yo man you're such a lobster.
by clickclak February 23, 2022
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