kiss your girlfriend day

person.hey its november 19

person.ya wats so inportent about that
person.its kiss your girlfriend day

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Kiss a VSCO Day

On January 7th, go up to a vsco girl and try to kiss them.

Ex- Patrick: I’m so glad Alexa is a VSCO girl,
John: why?
Patrick: because it’s Kiss a VSCO Day and Alexa is hot.
*patrick makes out with Alexa*

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Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15

Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!

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What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on

I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then

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Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them

Ok then, kiss your snake (Kys)

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Someone who wants to flatter someone in every way because they desperately want their approval

Brooks lamm Deleted that video because he’s kiss ass Lamm bitch mutha fucka who wants nothing but Joesph karnath to like him and approve of him

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Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

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