garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.

Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."

by Jdoggy01 March 3, 2019

Tattoo junkie

Someone who is completely covered in tattoos

John is a tattoo junkie, he has over 20 tattoos for head to to toe.

by Valleygirl June 28, 2017

thumb junky

A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.

Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.

by Bob Sweat February 20, 2018

junky salad

Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....

Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!

by wwwsable July 6, 2011

junky bunker

Noun. Bedding raised to cover ones head like a tent in order to prevent drafts from blowing out flame of lighter in order to smoke drugs. Also called a dope blind.

Too lazy to turn off the fan, she turned the bedsheets into a junky bunker and smoked without her flame going out.

by haras naej November 12, 2020

screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.

P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.

by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008

Junkie Whore

1.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, providing there is a vague possibility of gaining access to an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

2.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, while under the influence of an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

They are impulsive and self-serving sociopaths, liars, and thieves, who generally are not smart enough to successfully manipulate anyone using charm or wit, so they mortgage the orifices of their bodies in an attempt to divert the payment of debt using traditional means.

Regardless of their selfish nature, they are often too drunk, high, clumsy, stupid, lazy, and weak to be capable of harming anyone in any substantial or meaningful way, but they still can’t be trusted to be left alone around drugs, valuables, or teenage boys.

I hope Jason is not still seeing that junkie whore from the Metallica concert.

by Líákuieka Jävértt December 16, 2021