by JonathanHater September 2, 2025
Get the Jonathan Sprymug. Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
Get the jonathan ingrammug. Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021
Get the Jonathan Patrick Stephensmug. J.J usually charming fit amazing at sports ….. nah I’m just kidding , heavy set , caucasian , ugly has no Girls more than likely a browns fan and acts, looks or talks like a hillbilly ,
by Jonathan J November 23, 2021
Get the Jonathan Jonesmug. Jonathan is the best guy there is. He is the most thoughtful, kind and sweet human being. He makes a wonderful partner and will put you first in all aspects of his life. Jonathan is slow to anger and quick to forgive. He is gentle and a great kisser. He is also hilarious- he is usually telling a joke. He can be insecure at times and benefits from the people in his life telling him how much he means to them. Jonathan is very creative and artistic- likes to paint, draw, take pictures/videos. He is also very adventurous and loves to explore the world around- usually on a bike.
by BuggySandals69 November 23, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. by Coorslight94 November 22, 2021
Get the jonathan chickenmug. the kid named finger. he plays Michael Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad and it's spin-off prequel, Better Call Saul.
by KIDNAMED893282 August 20, 2022
Get the Jonathan Banksmug.