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Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville is a guy who got famous for being a jackass. He's a dilf. He broke his penis once and even had his eyeball pop out twice.
Johnny Knoxville is so hot but is kind of stupid.
by johnnyknoxvilleshoe September 8, 2021
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Johnny suh

a man who is very warm-hearted with his beautiful lips, and a handsome face, he loves his mother very much, and takes care of his younger siblings, a man who does not know despair, who wants to try and always smiles in every situation, a man who makes my days colorful, a man who can put a smile on my face, and a man who is the reason I live happily
by Na.johnny November 23, 2021
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Johnny depp

me: Johnny depp could get it
my friend : he is 57 and you have daddy issues.
by blood4vampire December 6, 2020
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Johnny lover

Ofc I'm a Johnny lover 😙
(Johnny from Nct)

Stan Nct, Stan Johnny
Johnny lover is someone who loves Johnny !
Johnny is the loml (love of my life)

Johnny lover is the best person
by Frogmarklee June 14, 2021
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Johnny Depp

An incredibly talent good looking actor who should gain even more respect for surviving the abuse of Amber Turd.
When Johnny Depp wins the defamation trial, I’m drinking a mega pint of wine to celebrate.
by trixiekitten May 31, 2022
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Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011
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Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.
Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”
by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021
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