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Joke off

When a group of men gather in the bathroom to masturbate while there is a turd in the comode and while sponsor's mom is in the shower.
Man, the other day we had the best joke off ever at my brothers' friend's house. What set the tone for it was when his hot mom went into the shower. Meanwhile, my brother had just tooken a crap and didnt flush. I was to easily the first one to climax in our joke off, as I had seen a smoking hot silhouette coming off the shower curtains.
by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011
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what is the joke?

a surprised reaction to giggling or unexplained questioning. Very popular in Jasper, and it is used when topless, after smoking a cigarette and stretching.
Ha ha ha. What is the joke? Its no joke, I just think I'm lookin at a dead man. It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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Joke Thief

1. One who steals another persons jokes and claims them as his or her own.

2. Carlos Mencia
Dude: Hey man, have you seen that video where Joe Rogan calls out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comics jokes?

Bro: Yeah... Mencia is such a fucking joke thief.
by Dan 17 October 23, 2008
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bear joke

often used by nar dans such as halley northridge, and jack duggan.
apparently used to describe some thing that was extremely humourous, and/or a humourous person.
Although a nar dans sense of humour is some what, undeveloped, this term is used as a signal to all other lower ranked bledrin to laugh hystericaly.
(observed uses in the wild)
"nar that was bear joke!"
" he is joke!bear..,"
(this is blived to simply be a problem encountered in the part of the brain dealing with speach, apparently this particular subjects grammar had rotted to a point that he found it hard to speak at all)
by rizo299 October 22, 2004
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Joke-off

A joke-off is when someone in a group of friends, a party, or the office tells a joke, normally a very lame one. Then, someone else counters with another joke. Then, the first person replies with another joke. Ad infinium...

During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.

It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
Person 1: Hey, listen to this: Why did the chicken cross the road...

Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...

Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...

Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...

Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
by Ryuuichi August 11, 2009
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A Rhys Joke

a joke that is unfunny or unamusing.
he likes men and has a big forehead
man 1: vanna look at your forehead haha
everyone else: *doesn't laugh*
vanna: that was a rhys joke
by Mandem_Nonce69 October 18, 2020
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META JOKE

JAJA META JOKE U DONT GET IT
by sddddddddddddddddddd July 18, 2017
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