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Jackson Math 

This tells you all you need to know

If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
Jackson Math by JacksonScience October 12, 2021

Jackson frinch 

A guy (or girl) who is very different from everyone else. Special and one of a kind this can be devestating or amazing, it depends on the person
Jackson frinch by Catlova November 9, 2021

Jackson B. 

A college trombone player who is sassy as hell and only comes to help the marching band 5 days out of the season. He wear basketball player socks and always has his tip of the toe on the turf.
Sarah: Dang is that Jackson B.?
Me: Yea, he's gonna make us do so much running:(
Jackson B. by Flutie flute potato November 12, 2021

Jackson Sharp 

That guy is such a Jackson Sharp with his cow
Jackson Sharp by Swaggy master 101 November 18, 2021

Jackson 🐐😈🥶 

The greatest baseball/vr player of all time
I want to be like Jackson 🐐😈🥶
Jackson 🐐😈🥶 by Jqckson March 12, 2022