Ivan the genshin player

a very gay faggot who gets 0 play. He also loves cheating on his ex boyfriend with other woman

Ewww youre an Ivan the genshin player??

by MrBeanerMan April 29, 2022

Ivan

A great person who is very good at YBA. Has never lost a game in anything and is always getting straight A's. Has the greatest taste in games and gets all the bitches.

Person 1: Ivan is so great!
Person 2: I know right!!!

by Wolfan May 2, 2022

Ivan

Ivan is the type of dude to like being stepped on by an anime chick like makima

Makima: You mongrel *steps on ivan*

Ivan:*clearly enjoys it*

by tp meme May 5, 2022

Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.

Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?

Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

Ivanism

The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.

Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"

Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"

by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022

ivanna matta

The worst person in the universe. We all hoped Ivanna Matta just goes away for everyone.

Ivanna Matta there goes the worst person. When she opens her legs its like a gas chamber

by Ivanna Matta May 30, 2022

Ivan

The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable ! Be on the lookout for them tho because they might steal your Panda Express!

Ivan ur such a big boy now
Give me my Panda Express back ivan!

by Currymunchwe497 June 11, 2022