internet talent 

An internet talent is a skill that is very entertaining but is not useful in real life

-Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.

internet talent by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013

Internet ADD 

When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."

Internet ADD by pleasepickmehiloveyou December 15, 2013

Internet Spelunker 

An internet spelunker is someone who wanders the web looking to find unusual, old, and hard to reach information. They may do this in many ways including but not limited to browsing TOR, deep webbing, torrenting, looking for obscure search terms, browing 4chan, and following links on defunct web sites. Internet spelunkers often have large collections of unusual images and strange web addresses they have found and can find almost anything you're looking for nomatter how obscure even if it may take them a little while to find it.

Damnit, 4chan has failed to find the source of that pic. Anyone know an internet spelunker?

Internet Spelunker by Tree Goblin February 21, 2015

Internet explorer 

The route to hell used to install a browser,

I was using internet explorer, its this piece of crap I had to use to install Firefox from

Internet explorer by Lemmondoggy April 4, 2016

internet explorer 

Its that thing that that comes with your computer but you only use once and that one time was to go download google chrome.

Guy with google: hay i just found a file for this thing called internet explorer

Other guy with google : internet what

Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus

internet explorer by BucketGuy June 1, 2016

Internet 

A horrible place that destroys the souls of millions of people every day.

Person: Hi

Souless Monster: Ugh, go away I'm on the Internet

Internet by Infinitykitten July 31, 2016

Internet Unicorn

Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.

"Hey man look at this picture, isn't this chick sexy?"

"Dude she's a internet Unicorn"

Internet Unicorn by Pandrew December 12, 2016