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Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
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work ouflage

1. The act of looking like your working when you really are not.

2. Pretending to work.

3. Appearing to be performing your job at work in an effort to fool management.

4. A term used by some clothing companies to describe camoflaged clothing that can be worn to work.
Sally surfed the internet all day at work, but always kept another cover screen ready in case the boss came by. She could then flash the cover screen up to make it appear she was working.

The clothing company used the name work ouflage attached to their camoflaged clothing line to market items as work clothes.
by Sitka Boy July 21, 2011
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working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.
Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."
by bige42785 August 25, 2011
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Da Works

Giving someone Da Works is when you remove, mute, block communications, file complaint and avoid the player on any gaiming system or in real life.
If you kill me one more time i'm going to give you Da Works.
by DoomedSoul16 October 9, 2011
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Work Of Shame

Participating in work/business activities having slept in and still wearing the prior days clothing and/or hair and makeup.

Does not involve a walk of shame/sexual activities.
I feel a little less than fresh since Im doing the work of shame...
by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018
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work-bump

When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.
(via text)

you: work-bump

buddy: aw! love you too bro.
by some-random-guy November 17, 2018
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Moon work

its when you have a lot of work for the next day and you want to do something much fun or important (or you just want to hide the fact that you have work to do but you dont want anybody to find out) during the day so you rather do it at night. best way to do it is wait till everybody is sleep at your house (if you live with some one)drink half a cup of coffe so you can sleep the few hours you have left but and be awaken when you are doing your work
last night i moon worked and im so tired right now
by Neko sama October 15, 2018
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