Purple-Hatted

When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.

Patrick purple-hatted J-Bro.

by cuffy92 May 5, 2010

dad hat

Baseball hat worn in the bent brimmed manner.

Bryson Tiller stay wearing a dad hat!

by MarcDub August 2, 2016

white hat

An interesting species most often associated with the common frat boy. He is most easily identified by his wearing of a white baseball cap with his college/favorite sports team embroidered on it. Behaviors most often noted are drunkenness, brawling, and ridicule of all things that are not like them and their kind.

Two white hats began fighting in the middle of the street, outside of the sports bar, after one of them had looked at the other one'd girl.

by Girl Friday January 22, 2004

cooter-hat

Derrogatory name with the literal meaning of having your head in very close proximity to a vagina.

Quit being a God damned cooter-hat and do what I tell you!

by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 9, 2010

hat guy

a reoccurring character in the web comic xkcd. a self described classhole with an outstanding arrest record. always seen in a black top hat.

person 1: i poked holes in your ramen noodles and condoms.

person 2: Dude, stop fucking pretending to be hat guy!!! You are not a fucking Stick Figure.

by IIAOPSW March 14, 2009

liket hat

a hat that is not flattering at all to the wearer, but the wearer insist upon keeping it anyways.

Jane's liket hat was so ugly that her friend were planning to steal and burn it.

by Joshua Holland September 3, 2004

hat nazi

a fat white woman who is 500 pounds, who will haul all that ass just to take your hat and fuck up your day

Fucking MS. Washburn is a hat nazi

by i forgot April 13, 2005