Ian Hanchett 

A man that can be referred to as the greatest child since the invention of children

"My son, Ian Hanchett, the greatest child since the invention of children, moved to Washington D.C."

Ian Hanchett by Mr. Cool777 February 28, 2017

Ian Parrish 

A skinny white chink who doesn't gain weight no matter what he eats. He likes fishing and eating dogs. Other hobbies include watching gay loli porn on red-tube with his cousin.

Ian Parrish got hard after watching boku no pico

Ian Parrish by I_Ate_My_Dog December 28, 2018

ian even 

‘ian even’ means ‘i didn’t even’

ian even kno lil bih had a krush on meh

ian even by lovelypeaches1000 January 7, 2020

Ian Classic 

Saying you have a girlfriend but she doesn't even live in the same continent.

Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.

Ian Classic by Saccccrrrrdddd October 10, 2021

Ian Boggs 

A youtuber that posts short films and compilations of said films. Pretty cool, and worth checking out. First steps: New superpowers every day, the dragon, and that's about it!

Jackson: Dude Ian Boggs is cool!
Guy: Update? cool i guess

Ian Boggs by God of family-friendliness December 13, 2021

Ian is gay

A very well known person named Ian in Alaska is actually gay

Ian is gay.

Ian is gay by YaBoyNikolai October 15, 2019

Ian Phlegming 

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )

Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.

Ian Phlegming by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009