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Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
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Pooch tuck

To be a pussy; one that is scared.
Oh stop being a little pooch tuck and come talk to me.
by taylor garza son May 30, 2018
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chloe tuck

The most beautiful girl on earth shes smart kind caring and crazy
by Celia Bankssss____ January 24, 2017
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Tuck

A thot that has most-likely had trains run on them. Everybody has had sex with her.
Simone let me and the bros hit. She my favorite tuck .
by kmtsis10 April 14, 2022
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tucking it in

When a famous Person is caught playing with himself /herself in the company of a young person classified as a minor
I was just lying on the bed in the middle of the day and tucking it in while not seducing my underage friend.
by Rough writer October 21, 2020
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Tucked

Tucked (adj.): When someone is so clean-cut, straight-laced, or “good boy” energy that they can’t handle chaos, dirty jokes, or anything even slightly unhinged. Like a shirt tucked in so tight it cuts off circulation to their sense of humor.
“You didn’t get that joke? Man, you’re way too tucked.”

“She’s cool, but too tucked to hang with us at 3 AM Waffle House.”
“Bro said he didn’t get the joke… too tucked.”

“You can’t come to Vegas with us, you’re way too tucked.”

“He ordered milk at the bar. TUCKED.”
by Idoc September 4, 2025
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it tuck

When you tie up a man and peg him
Would you it tuck Nathan?
by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021
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