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Florida N.Y.

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.
Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?
by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019
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florida yankee

A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95
"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."
by Skeeter the beater March 27, 2018
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Florida

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.
"Florida is like Satan's armpit"
by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018
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Florida

Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca
"Damn, they got a hella lot of tattoos."
"Welcome to Florida."
by iaintajap November 10, 2019
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Florida

A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.
Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep
by Agro_smack November 13, 2019
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Florida roastbeef sandwich

The act of giving oral to your heavily lipped female partner On a hot summers night after she has spent the full day running around.
Why does Victor look so mad? Dude, it cause Linda gave him a Florida roastbeef sandwich without him knowing
by Butt stuff November 21, 2019
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Florida

Welcome to Florida where you get chased by crack heads and you’re boyfriend gets high
by Makayalbdhdhdhshhs November 26, 2019
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