Raw Hiney Hump

A sexual position while in an orgy, in which you and your best friend try to avoid seeing one another’s penises by having your backs to each other. In the process you bump rumps one to many times causing each butt to become raw and bleeding and thus you are now blood brothers.
The Raw Hiney Hump is a pain in the ass, even hours after you're finished.
by Bionic Chinchilla January 10, 2012
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two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.
Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly
by Maurice Hendrix February 23, 2005
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take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.
uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!
by CGPinFL June 17, 2011
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Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.
Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.
by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019
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Bustin Hump

To bustin a hump means to work hard
by Jaoibh August 26, 2008
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Bag Humping

When you have a backpack on and you quickly stop and and push your butt out and hit them in the crotch with your backpack.
hitting someone with your bag. (bag humping)
by Shaweet January 06, 2007
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humped the pooch

1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)
I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.
by Beckster October 08, 2005
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