The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.
Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.
by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011
Get the Hobo Douche mug.An excuse to hug a person when you don't like to hug anyone else. You call this person your hobo hug buddy in order to avoid offending any of these other people. Then you ask for their money.
Random friend: Can i have a hug?
You: I don't really like to hug...
Hobo hug buddy: Can I have a hug?
You: Sure!
Random Person: :(
You: Sorry, she IS my hobo hug buddy.
You and Hobo Hug Buddy In Unison: Can I have your money now?
You: I don't really like to hug...
Hobo hug buddy: Can I have a hug?
You: Sure!
Random Person: :(
You: Sorry, she IS my hobo hug buddy.
You and Hobo Hug Buddy In Unison: Can I have your money now?
by ivy anders June 29, 2011
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in a smoking circle of three or more; rather than taking 2 hits when you are passed the L and having it passed by you to return to the beginning of the circle, you, instead take a single hit each time the L is passed by your face as to not waste any extra effort in touching the L for any reason than to smoke while still maintaining fairness in the circle.
"i've been hobo-hitting ( plural form of hobo hit ) this blunt the whole time"
you:"you've been hitting that blunt everytime you touch it"
me:"i hobo hit it! i've hit it once everytime i pass it between you two"
you II:"ingenious! add it to UD."
you:"you've been hitting that blunt everytime you touch it"
me:"i hobo hit it! i've hit it once everytime i pass it between you two"
you II:"ingenious! add it to UD."
by justlo0k August 24, 2011
Get the hobo hit mug.Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"
by ProTip September 8, 2011
Get the Hobo Socks mug.another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'
girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)
by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011
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normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges
normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges
by mcdoubleD November 30, 2011
Get the hobo nest mug.When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.
"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."
by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012
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