a fuck-all hard class. taken by sophmores, usually ap virgins, who are about to get metaphorically ass-raped to stretch their asshole to the size of goatse. generally possible to BS with a lot of patience, the ap exam can be passed without learning much in the entire class. what little you did learn, you will forget over the summer. god forbid kagan wrote your ap euro book.
"Hehe, someone crossed out 'a hero' and wrote 'an hero' in my ap eurpean history book. I spent so much time laughing I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the chapter. fuck."
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"Because of ap european history, I know that 'defenestration' means 'getting thrown out of the window.'"
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"Why does the ap european history teacher use 'we' when talking about herself?"
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"Because of ap european history, I know that 'defenestration' means 'getting thrown out of the window.'"
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"Why does the ap european history teacher use 'we' when talking about herself?"
by sp33chy November 16, 2009
Get the ap european historymug. Canada's history is terriable, and filled with many unspeakable events. It was first brought around by French fur traders, and has been going in for a few hundred years. Many times the Stanley Cup has been in this horriable move.
It is where one takes a jar of maple syrup (has kept Canada's History stable in export for others to use) and lather it on the male penis. Use the stickiness to slide it through a hole in the Stanley cup that runs all the way through, and let the semen enter a hollowed out moose antler a female has up her utereus.
Many have seen Canada's History as evidence that these seemingly polite people are truly evil and ice-holes.
It is where one takes a jar of maple syrup (has kept Canada's History stable in export for others to use) and lather it on the male penis. Use the stickiness to slide it through a hole in the Stanley cup that runs all the way through, and let the semen enter a hollowed out moose antler a female has up her utereus.
Many have seen Canada's History as evidence that these seemingly polite people are truly evil and ice-holes.
"Did you hear Kevin and Miranda were so upset at the so few golds Canada has earned, -eh?"
"Yeah, -eh. They preformed Canada's History to relieve the despair."
"No! I thought they were respectable people."
"Yeah, -eh. They preformed Canada's History to relieve the despair."
"No! I thought they were respectable people."
by Sonic Screwdriver February 19, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. it means to take a Stanley cup filled with the shit of Ryan Reynolds and Avril Lavigne lubricated with Maple Syrup inside the vaginal area of a transgender, while inserting the ends of a moose's antlers into the rectum's of both the transgender and the other person.
Ironically the first known usage of this sexual act occurred as soon as The Beaver changed its name to Canada's History by Stephen Colbert and 72 transgender virgins of unknown origin.
The addition of canadian animals into the sexual act itself is optional.
Ironically the first known usage of this sexual act occurred as soon as The Beaver changed its name to Canada's History by Stephen Colbert and 72 transgender virgins of unknown origin.
The addition of canadian animals into the sexual act itself is optional.
Damn, did you see what Toby did to that transgender? He totally Canada's Historyed the shit out of it!
by VivaLaColdplaya May 16, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the most absolutely depraved sex act one can imagine. it involved caribou antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I got a crash course in Canada's History last night.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
by ihavrocketlegs February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a sexual act so distasteful that truck stop hookers will charge double and 2 packs of cigarettes to get the gerbil back out and unplug the jumper cables.
by wapeaka February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. is when you take maple syrup and cover moose antlers and the Stanley Cup. Then once they are fully covered in the syrup. You shuve then up your girls vagina in till it is all up there.
by conec February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. When a man takes his hand and sticks it up a moose's asshole all the way to the elbow while his Courtney (see definition of Courtney) licks the Moose's testicles and fingers the guys ass. Then the man takes a handful of moose shit and smears it on the Courtney's face and sticks his penis in the moose until he blows he is close to cumming then blows his load over the Courtney then they both suck the moose off until the animal blows its load all over the Courtney.
I was reading about Canada's History in the Beaver today and am not sure where I could find a Courtney willing to get a moose testicle in the mouth.
by Cobi_39 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.