While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.
Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent
by Donnie Leonard April 17, 2008
The notion that the heat index is a number made up by government conspiracy despite the fact the National Weather Service adopted the heat index in 1980 because it explains how relative humidity affects the temperature the body perceives. Heat wave denial was first said by Fox News Radio Host Dr Rush "I'm still a fat-ass, pill popping drug addict with more money than you'll ever see" Limbaugh on July 21, 2011. This was in response to the fact that almost 2/3 of the US was under some kind of heat advisory. In other words, Dr. Fatass wants you to trust what he says and not what your body tells you. Sad part is in this nation of retards and dumb fucks, there are many who believe what this bloated bag of gas and drugs has to say.
Mike: Terry just told me the heat index is a hoax.
Joe: Terry's in heat index denial. He's been watching Fox News again.
Joe: Terry's in heat index denial. He's been watching Fox News again.
by fauxnewsbuster July 24, 2011
by Kartilic February 04, 2010
A sports jersey that the Miami-dade County players wear and in the hood a Bullet proof vest. Since Heat also stands for a gun.
Bob: I shot jim but he dident die.
Jack: Oh, Jim? he wears a miami heat jersey he bullet proof, take head shots
Jack: Oh, Jim? he wears a miami heat jersey he bullet proof, take head shots
by escobar ceaser January 08, 2008
by Generic Idiot September 09, 2021
Making sure you have a condom with you before going out for a night of drunken debauchery when it is more likely than not that you will end up hooking up with some skeezy rotten-crotch at the end of the night.
Chance: "Yo G. You packin' heat tonight?"
Hunter: "Fo real B. Last weekend I ended up bare backin' that nasty bander-snatch and had to go to the clinic on Monday to get my shit checked. You bet your sweet nuggets I'm packin' heat from now on!"
Hunter: "Fo real B. Last weekend I ended up bare backin' that nasty bander-snatch and had to go to the clinic on Monday to get my shit checked. You bet your sweet nuggets I'm packin' heat from now on!"
by TripWire9 June 01, 2010
When a girl eats a large quantity of very hot taco's before being tea bagged, leaving the man with a hot burny sensation on his testicles.
I see Rhonda is packing in those extra hot Tacos, I bet Jerome is going to be getting a mexican heat wave tonight!
by deaner n dunkmasterflash May 26, 2013