Hando

A person with a mental or physical deficiency. Short term for "handicapped".

Stu: "Are you okay Aldo? You seem to have trouble doing things."

Aldo: "Yes, I am a hando."

by S.S, Salamanca August 9, 2009

nap hangover

The groggy, tired, unable-to-open-one's-eyes feeling that one can experience after a midday nap.

I fell asleep on accident, and not only did I lose the hour I slept for, but I lost another hour or two to the nap hangover.

by kalirush September 17, 2008

phone call hangover

The surreal feeling present the morning after an unexpected phone call with an ex that lasts for 2 hours+, accompanied by but not limited to: exhaustion, disorientation, waking up unsure if it had happened at all, and cramping of the "blushing muscles."

After a 2 1/2 hour phone call with her ex that caught her completely off-guard, Leslie woke up with a massive "phone call hangover."

by Blair Bush September 4, 2008

Presidential Hancock

After dipping ones testicles into a vile of ink, rapidly rotate body in a counterclockwise motion. While doing so, swing scrotum sac in the direction of the participants cheek, or if desired, forehead, leaving an inkmark resembling that of a pair of cleveland sunglasses.

"After running low on ink to sign autographs, Evander was forced to execute a Presidential Hancock on an unsuspecting fan."

by Thomas White August 29, 2006

hangover dick

When you're hungover and try to have sex and your dick won't get hard. Similar to whiskey dick but not due directly to alcohol but rather the hangover effects the morning after.

I was trying to smash this bish in the morning after a hard night of drinking but I had hangover dick and couldn't get hard.

by imrocksolid August 12, 2012

KFC hangover

when u eat too much KFC, and you wake up the next day with your ass throwing up shit.

sultan: dude why were you in the bathroom all morning??
Wael: dude, i have a bad case of a KFC hangover.

by wa2o0ol December 20, 2010

Colombian hangover

Cocaine's answer to a hangover. The result of snorting too much the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache and possibly severe depression - I find these are temporarily alleviated by another line.

I had a mean Colombian hangover today, didn't manage to get out of bed 'til 5pm.

by jeffwode79 March 22, 2011