hill humping fuck

A player who takes overly ambitious shots in first person shooters whilst camped far away from the actual combat areas. They can usually be found on a hill or anything they can use for cover. This player is almost as unhelpful to his team as he/she is a massive cunt in real life.

Ex 1: I wish that hill humping fuck would stop camping and actually play the game.
Ex 2: If that hill humping fuck kills me one more time I’m uninstalling this game.

by Enragedgamer96 June 6, 2018

two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.

Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005

take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.

uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!

by CGPinFL June 16, 2011

Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019

humped the pooch

1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)

I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.

by Beckster October 7, 2005

Bag Humping

When you have a backpack on and you quickly stop and and push your butt out and hit them in the crotch with your backpack.

hitting someone with your bag. (bag humping)

by Shaweet December 11, 2008

Bustin Hump

To bustin a hump means to work hard

I've been out all day bustin hump

by Jaoibh October 17, 2008