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guitar loser

a guitar loser is a basement dwelling stoner that is allergic to practice and still hasn't learnt barre cords after calling himself a guitarist for a decade. they will take the path of least resistance throughout life which results in a lack of showers and a pitiful technique
look at that guitar loser, i bet he can't even play a fugue
by iohannes November 9, 2025
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guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.
"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"
by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016
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Guitar

Just a weird six strings BASS
by BASS NATION KEEPER November 23, 2019
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guitar child

A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic
by The Invisible man July 7, 2017
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Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.
Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to
by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019
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String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.
Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!
by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024
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Guitar

Guitar: n.

1. a wooden instrument for making magic sounds when a series of notes are played.
2. a LARGE penis with several tatto's on the shaft.
3. (slang) a phrase for a easily seduced woman.
1. i played a chord on my guitar
2. i played his guitar all night
3. ya, she was a guitar
3b. i played her like a guitar
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