Gooch

What it is is what seperate your jewels from the shitter.

A kid rip'd his gooch jumping 13 stairs with his skateboard, as seen on Tosh.0. What an idiot.

by Professer Cookiepants July 6, 2010

Gooch

gooch means cool, chill, fresh, word, chill, sweet, tight, and man doh.

Man, dat new hip hop jam be gooch, playah.

by Curtis Smith April 3, 2007

gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008

gooshness

used in expressions of surprise, alarm, etc.
a synonym to 'goodness'

"oh my gooshness, dude! when you pissed off that teacher i thought i was goin to die from laughter!"

by JuJu Juicebox June 18, 2008

gooch pooch

The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"

Check the gooch pooch on that whale!

by Twitch801 November 22, 2007

Gooch Pubes

The hair between your genitals and your ass hole running down the skin.

Damn my gooch pubes are getting in the way of my penis. I pee side ways.

by NatePV September 25, 2010

gooch

The space between your ballsack and cornhole.

Kid: "I don't feel good!"
Dad: "Son, just stroke ya gooch and it will all go away."

by goable August 15, 2009