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Look it up on Google

A phrase used by people pissed off at how fucking lazy some assholes are that they have to bother others with their attention seeking question which just makes them look like a complete dumbass
Retard: Hey, what element does Na on the periodic table represent?
Person with common sense: Just look it up on Google, dipshit.
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Google

The replacement of education for our technology dependent society.
533 billion googles are made in a day.

"What's uh.. 2+2?"
"Google it."
by Danielle Danielle January 8, 2009
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Googlebomb

A Googlebomb is an effort to make as many links as possible to a certain website from various other websites to increase the pagerank of that certain website, increasing its rank on search results for a certain search. The aim is to make your website appear as the first result for a specific search term.
The first search for "Finding Chuck Norris" is a page that looks like a google search result telling you "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you." This page was googlebombed to the first rank under "Finding Chuck Norris".
by Amin Itani May 29, 2008
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Google Box

1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.
"Hand me the google box I need to check my email."
by Demarke March 4, 2009
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googlebaiting

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
by Haneru March 16, 2009
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googlable

All mass, matter, and facts. Anything that you can seach for on the web. Everything!
Toni said to Karye, "We can google that to find out what it how it works, it's googlable."
by Toni Ingle October 20, 2010
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Google Vomit

Not to be confused with a Google Bomb

A Google Vomit is a Google search linked in an attempt to discredit an opponent in a discussion, usually in a forum or blog, with no clue as to what link in that search is important to the discussion.

It is done in an attempt to overwhelm an opponent with cites, the one that made the search usually does not bother to check if the links are relevant, the one making the Google Vomit expects his/her opponent to do the effort to find the relevant citations. It's an attempt to discourage an opponent or to make him/her waste time.

Google searches give you thousands if not millions of links, one gets a "vomit" of information because it usually includes contradictory or irrelevant citations when there is no specific link pointed at.

This applies also when a dishonest or clueless debater tells an opponent to do a search engine and search for specific words, once again, there is no mention of what specific cite to check.
1) "This -link to a Google Vomit- shows that there are 1,000,005 mentions of 'XXXX', so when you claim that 'XXXX' does not exist you are an ignorant!"

2) "Hah! you are a clueless dolt! Look for xxxx and xxxxx in Google! See what you get? I win!"
by Eduardo del Norte January 4, 2012
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