Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name

mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again

by sir moron da great December 7, 2022

Goddammitjamin

When something mildy-moderately inconvenient happens

Me:*drops tv remote*

Me:goddammitjamin I dropped my mf remote

by xp_St0rMz July 10, 2023

Goddammit Tyler

An exclamation used to voice intense frustrations to the universe, when only one person can be to blame for this malady- TYLER!

"I am choking on that massive dab. Goddammit Tyler!"

by JaneSaysHigh August 28, 2023

Goddamn Goddamn

When you’re drunk asf and goddamn just isn’t good enough.

Hurry the Goddamn Goddamn up bitch.

by North Yorks Finest Jr November 26, 2023

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

#savethemugs

Why does urban dictionary like mugs?

Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

by cat lel February 16, 2024

goddamn fucking stupid shitty motherfucking

just "fucking" but way stronger

YOU GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!

by the132guy March 30, 2024

Goddamnit Alex

Don't just let him off the hook there!

Hym "Goddamnit Alex! Get him on that! You (Jordan Peterson) CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS TRUE THAT CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANS TO BELIEVE, JORDAN. You can't say whether or not you believe in God because you don't know what it means to believe while simultaneously BELIEVING that Christ defeated hell and death even though you don't know what THAT means! You can't DO that! You're just making shit up at this point! If believing is 'ACTING AS IF' a proposition is TRUE, HOW DO YOU ACT AS IF CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL? You what? What do you do? YOU CAN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR CHRIST TO DEFEAT DEATH AND HELL! OOOOOOH MY GOD ALEX!! OOOOOOOOOH MAN! I am SO fucking heated right now! I can't BELIEVE what I just sat through right now! Hey, riddle me this Alex: What was Ayan's life like leading up to her conversion to Christianity? What where the people around her like? What did they say? What did they do?"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024