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garbage stale

What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
by QuacksO September 23, 2017
mugGet the garbage stalemug.

Garbage

by YT.K9 BlackOps November 12, 2019
mugGet the Garbagemug.

Bag of hot garbage

I just ate a delicious bag of hot garbage at McDonald's.
by Jerbearpig May 1, 2024
mugGet the Bag of hot garbagemug.

Garbage Cute

Someone you’re attracted to despite their dark circles, bad hair, imperfect teeth, ill-proportioned features, lack of style, angry resting face, or other factors that you don’t intrinsically consider attractive.
They usually consider themselves ugly, but the majority of people don’t agree with them.
A less extreme statement when compared to Ugly Hot.
Girl: “I didn’t think twice about him when we first met, but now that I know him he’s actually really cute. He’s got a bit of a unibrow going on though, and I wonder why no one taught him how to dress himself.”
Friend: “Yeah, he got those garbage cute vibes all over him.”
by LowkeyStupid January 24, 2021
mugGet the Garbage Cutemug.

Garbage Bag of Gasoline

The new term for "Dumpster Fire" as of year 2021.
Some actually attempted thing, solution, or idea that is "absolutely brainless and terrible".
Man, this thing is a real garbage bag of gasoline!
by theultrahead May 19, 2021
mugGet the Garbage Bag of Gasolinemug.

dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.
The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.
by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022
mugGet the dogs got in the garbagemug.

Little ole pile of garbage

Something a rat likes as much as a big ole pile of garbage, it really doesn't matter to a rat how much garbage is in the pile. They're as happy as a pig in a pile of shit with their garbage, they disregard how nasty it really is.
The rat saw a jackpot, not a little ole pile of garbage.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
mugGet the Little ole pile of garbagemug.

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