fishing

When you put a spliff up for grabs, whoever says 'bite' first wins, and therefore gets the next tokes on said spliff.

stoner#1: fishing....

stoner#2: bite!

by igor_the_fat June 11, 2007

Fishing for mud

Fishing for mud can only be performed when there is a large group of niggers huddled together. Attach a large deep sea fishing hook to a chain on the back of your truck, throw it into the pile of mud, and drive off. It's fun to see what you'll catch.

Those niggers were always gathered in front of my building, so I went fishing for mud. Came away with lots of skin, a scalp and two gold chains.

by blinkfan182 June 13, 2010

Fusking

Another way to say "fucking"

Theres no fusking way im going to dunk my toes in that mayonaisse.

by virus January 28, 2005

Foshing like the ocean

used when you would like to agree with another person./ persons idea.

usa: yo its the king wanna go play some chill ball at my place?

AY: Foshing like the ocean brah

by pussylicker12 June 21, 2010

mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.

joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.

by baseman151 December 29, 2009

E-Fishing Disease

E-Fishing Disease also known as (EFD) consists of a high urge to go fishing while browsing the internet. The symptoms generally start upon looking at other peoples fishing photos. Some of the side effects are enhanced expectations (I.E. you think you can catch the same size fish as other peole), which usually leads you to spend a lot of money and fail anyways. E-Fishing Disease infects 1 in 5 males in America and 1 in 25 females.

Dude 1 - Dude what the **** did you see the size of that catfish?

Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time

*1 week later*

Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing

Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!

by Defftik April 7, 2010

Minnesota Ice Fishing

The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.

Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"

Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."

Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut October 27, 2011