fudged-up

To be so drunk/high that you get covered in your own shit because you have no idea what is happening

To throw fudge in the air
Let's get fudged-up and drown tonight

I just fudged up that fudge
by siget sux January 23, 2007
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fudge slide

A sad circumstance of endurance events, the fudge slide happens when a competitor has to crap while on course. Instead of stopping they just let it slide down their leg, thus the name. This normally occurs with the leaders, since they want to win. Those further back will keep their dignity and go in a porto-john.
Did you see that guy that was leading in the marathon last weekend? He rode that fudge slide all the way across the line!
by kaip November 14, 2005
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Fudge Bar

1. A punch, landing directly on the anus, whilst exclaiming "Fudge Bar!". A suprise attack in relation to punch buggy or a charlie horse.

2. To be screwed over.

3. A fudgecicle.
1. "Nathan just fell alseep someone fudge bar him, quick!" " FUDGEBAR!!"*punch*

2. "Well steve really got the fudge bar on that one"

3. "Somebody wanna grab me a fudge bar from the freezer?"
by RobberCrook June 03, 2009
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fudge picker

A fudge picker is someone whose job it is to pick poop off flaccid, spent willies at a gay bathhouse.
As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.
by scodder May 07, 2010
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Fudge Ballee

Is the person suffering from diarrhea, who has a penis inserted and stuck in to their ass and then violently ejects shit down the eye of the Fudge Baller's penis giving them fudge balls
Daniel wanted to be a Fudge Ballee so he sat on Darren's cock and waited for the super glue to dry then exploded diarrhea, sending it shooting down the eye of Darren's cock filling his balls with shit
by Testeagle November 28, 2006
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fudge sickle

When a baster full of shit is inserted into the urinal tube of an erect penis, than stroking the penis in a speedy manner or "masterbating" the penis until it cums out shit
Oh dude i downloaded this porno once and it had some guy doing a fudge sickle!
by Garebear Seastrom February 16, 2005
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fudge packer

instead of that guys such a fag

that guys a total fudge packer
by baustin2012 August 29, 2009
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