Pussy for free, or at a very insignificant price/trade that merits the term 'free'.
You can say Free Pussy in public places with no consequence, like among friends at the bar talking about their mom last night.
You can say Free Pussy in public places with no consequence, like among friends at the bar talking about their mom last night.
Yo, your mom gave me the free pussy last night! I love that moose knuckle!
Jon gets the free puddy from the Hooters girl on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Jon gets the free puddy from the Hooters girl on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
by puddyman April 12, 2005

a dorm option for undergraduate students at many colleges, where parties are strongly discouraged and alcohol consumption banned, intended as an option for the more studious not interested in partying. it is composed of two demographics, kids whose parents forced/coerced them into it, and female international students
"Yo man, do you know Steve in chem free?"
"Yeah, he's a fun guy, it's a shame his mom forced him to sign up to live there. "
"Yeah, he's a fun guy, it's a shame his mom forced him to sign up to live there. "
by colbybro February 28, 2015

1. I'm not wearing undies, because I wanted to let my balls hang low. So, I guess I'm free ballin.
2. Watch out guys! Free baller in da house!
3. Homey G, I'm free ballin today.
4. I have no clean underwear for today. Looks like I'm free ballin!
2. Watch out guys! Free baller in da house!
3. Homey G, I'm free ballin today.
4. I have no clean underwear for today. Looks like I'm free ballin!
by N1gzPl3@s3!!! September 24, 2011

the things you don't pay for that generally carry fees for other customers or with other businesses.
Salesperson- 'how may I help you today?'
SaleSaver- 'I want to order your cable service. What are the hidden fees, and what are my frees?'
SaleSaver- 'I want to order your cable service. What are the hidden fees, and what are my frees?'
by MikeChicago August 10, 2010

"Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99."
"Did you steal that shit?"
"No, it was $free.99."
"Did you steal that shit?"
"No, it was $free.99."
by Dr Azn Luv September 1, 2008

by JBF March 13, 2005

n: the sexually vulnerable state of a person once they slip into unconsciousness from alcohol or drugs.
by on the down-loki December 9, 2008
