Sister Fister

A person who fists peoples sister

amr fisted my dog

by me March 1, 2004

Mister Fister

One who fist's a woman often.

"Mister.......Fister"

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

foo fister

When you shove a fist in a woman's ass while holding a chicken finger. And then, pull out your fist and shove the chicken finger in her mouth.

I was in the mood for chicken and ass, so I ate some chicken and gave her a foo fister.

by B on Weds. October 20, 2011

Philadelphia Fister

The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!

Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!

by PMonzingo June 24, 2006

frank-footer

accepting oral sex from anyone regardless of gender or sexual preference simply because you are drunk and horny.

As long as what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico..... I'm 100% down with a good old fashion frank-footer !

by postal69 May 16, 2016

fester fickle fuck

To cause confusion in a fun way

What in the fester fickle fuck is going on in here?
OR
Let's get the fester fickle fuck outta here!!

by Laughing seagull June 22, 2021

one footer

A woman whose beauty improves the closer you get to her. Because, she is just that pretty.

Did you meet Julie tonight? Now THAT is a definite one footer. What a knock-out.

by JP3773 December 31, 2015