A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.
Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha
Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
Mark: Chode Lips!
by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008
Get the The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)mug. Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
Get the loves me like his Fordmug. by Syndrome March 14, 2016
Get the ford bronco on 4 flat tiresmug. Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?
Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.
jack: TWOS!!!!
Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.
Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.
jack: TWOS!!!!
Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.
by dudey1312 June 19, 2009
Get the jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiestamug. Humorous acronym for Flaming On Road Disaster, Fan Obliterated Radiator Destroyed, or Fifty-year Old Rebuilt Dodge.
by Blinker Klown March 9, 2019
Get the Fordmug. This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.
"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him
by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023
Get the Trenton Fordmug. Adjective;
Pertaining to a transcendental belief on health, longevity, Power, Wealth, Vision, Drive, Pioneering spirit, efficiency, and out right Raw dog, Raho of doom energy!!
Pertaining to a transcendental belief on health, longevity, Power, Wealth, Vision, Drive, Pioneering spirit, efficiency, and out right Raw dog, Raho of doom energy!!
by Fonzerelli__ November 22, 2021
Get the Fordmug.