During some playful banter with local weatherman Nick Gregory, legendary New York broadcaster Ernie Anastos complimented Gregory, by saying, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."
Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."
Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep fucking that chicken."
by Pete LL September 18, 2009
Instead of buying shiny new phones or cars, why you don't ever think to keep the Benjamin on the wallet?
by Sir. B September 20, 2021
Keep Yourself Save
KYS
Kill Your Self
AKA another of one those things you see in any CSGO game with Russians in it....
KYS
Kill Your Self
AKA another of one those things you see in any CSGO game with Russians in it....
RussianNoScoperxxxxxxxxx: Hey kid you're bad Keep Yourself Save
Me: *facepalm* (or you actually kill yourself I'm sure that's fine too)
Me: *facepalm* (or you actually kill yourself I'm sure that's fine too)
by DikkertjeDab April 11, 2017
1: To a friend; Tell mostly the truth but 40% of it still lies
2: To a SO; When you lusting over them hard
2: To a SO; When you lusting over them hard
1: Guy 1: "Im going keep it 60 with you, She a bitch and i hate them"
Guy 2: "Yea i know..."
2: "Im keepin it 60 with her/him"
Guy 2: "Yea i know..."
2: "Im keepin it 60 with her/him"
by IStoppedCaringABitAgo March 31, 2019
A slogan that Portlanders say because Portland Oregon is "weird" because it's very progressive, has a lot of hippies, is a place where most people are very chill, free, and accepting, and has a lot of cultural things like a lot of people who ride bikes instead of driving, get tattoos, the art focused culture, events like The Naked Bike Ride, The Naked Goddess Swim, etc.
Portlanders kind of feel like Portland is slowly becoming not as good as it was before and kind of becoming just like other big cites because of things like so many outsiders moving there and becoming sort of an exploited tourist attraction because outsiders think it's so qUirKy and wEiRd, housing prices rising, gentrification, and construction of a bunch of weird giant condo buildings that everybody hates and thinks are stupid.
Portlanders tend to hate these changes a lot and wanna keep Portland the way it is because the people and the culture that makes outsiders see it as "weird" is what makes Portland the way it is and why so many people love the city so much.
Portlanders kind of feel like Portland is slowly becoming not as good as it was before and kind of becoming just like other big cites because of things like so many outsiders moving there and becoming sort of an exploited tourist attraction because outsiders think it's so qUirKy and wEiRd, housing prices rising, gentrification, and construction of a bunch of weird giant condo buildings that everybody hates and thinks are stupid.
Portlanders tend to hate these changes a lot and wanna keep Portland the way it is because the people and the culture that makes outsiders see it as "weird" is what makes Portland the way it is and why so many people love the city so much.
tourist: "Wow like Portland like is like such like a like quirky city!"
Portlanders: "Go back to where you came from, cringe tourist! Keep Portland Weird!"
Portlanders: "Go back to where you came from, cringe tourist! Keep Portland Weird!"
by sledford November 30, 2022
Shortened version: A man goes into a whorehouse and says he's jaded and wants something completely different, so he's told to go into a room where he sees a chicken. He says, "What am I supposed to do with that?" He's told, "You're supposed to fuck it!" So he shrugs, takes his clothes off, and starts chasing the chicken around the room, but after 20 minutes, clawed, pecked and bleeding, he gives up. He walks out of the room and down the hall, where he sees a group of people looking through a window at a woman having sex with a donkey. "That's disgusting," he says. "That's nothing," one of the men says. "A few minutes ago there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"
Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."
by Writer89 September 23, 2009