University of Florida

An public university located in Gainesville, Florida touted as one of the best universities of the south. However, the arrogant students of this university exagerate this status as the ivy league school of the south. Unfortunately, these students are delusional because their school will never be of the same academic caliber as Duke,Vanderbilt,
Emory, Georgia Tech,Tulane,Wake Forest,College of William and Mary, Johns Hopkins,University of Virginia UNC-Chapel Hill, etc.

UF: I'm proud that I go to UF; it's the ivy league school of the south.
Random Kid: I think you need a breath of fresh air; so please take your head out your ass.

by Daniel McCloud May 20, 2005

stupid florapope

A lisaism or secret word that is used in a sentence to denote the speaker is superior and belongs to a secret lisatistic society. It is an inflamitory term if used by those that are not a part of the lisatistic order or who are lisatistic but have been banned to utter it by the lisatistic architect.

The great one banned me from using the words.

-Which words?

Stupid Florapope

-You can not say that! You will burn in hell.

by Bongobat November 20, 2007

floral park

Floral Park is one of the gratest towns to lve in. If you love to drink and get fucking high, Floral park is the place to be. All of the kids in Floral Park start driking at approximatly the age of 12, and drugs arent that far behind. Wether you drink in a buddy's yard, the streets, a party, the school bleachers, the sump, or the cove, you WILL find a place to get absolutly tanked. No doubt in my mind Floral Park kids would absolutly rape kids from any other town in drinking. Now being in college i finally realized what Floral Park has done for me, it taught me how to drink, nobody can or ver will outdrink me here in collge, all thanks to Floral Park. Greatest place on earth.

Kid 1- Wanna get drunk?
Kid 2-(slaps kid 1 across the face) is that a fucking question? We live in Floral Park...asshole

by BriCT December 12, 2007

Florida State University

The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU

What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.

by Bill May 2, 2004

Florida

America's Penis!!!

Florida is, indeed, America's Penis.

by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009

Florida Gaytor

A delusional University of Florida fan who worships a football program that began in the early 1990s. They are usually spotted by their clothing which is a pair of jorts (blue jean shorts) and something in an pukey orange and blue top. Most often they are migrant yankees who have arrived in Florida and jumped on a bandwagon in the 1990s. Their hobbies are throwing coke, pee, and pizza at opposing fans. They are second class citizens and all fear the University of Tennessee.

Look at that Florida Gaytor with his sister on his arm!

by Rocky Topper July 13, 2012

Florida dreads

The thick ass dreads they got in Florida, idk what the other dude talking about. Also known as wicks

Look at them fatass locks on that man heads, boy got some Florida dreads

by KevintheKing August 29, 2019