Fighting Marbles

A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.

Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.

Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.

by Tiny Finger March 27, 2013

lightning slut

A typical adult woman of the 'slutty' variety, however her sexual encounters are over in such a short time that they have been called "lightning fast". Not to be confused with lightning bug, because their rear ends rarely glow. This is a unique strategy for the experienced slut, as it allows her to have many more suitors in a short amount of time, therefore leveling up her experience as quickly as possible. However, it is not always intentional. Some lightning sluts have enough sex to be called a slut, but they are just bad at sex.

"I thought her experience would make her good, but she was totally a lightning slut, and for some reason her butt was glowing"

by Nayr Yarg June 12, 2014

Lightning Sex

Getting taxed while have sex

Since the lightning lost, I'm going to have lightning sex.

by Aef06 June 17, 2015

fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"

Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!

by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015

fighting hawk

When a man pulls his dick out of another man's ass, violently slams it in his partner's mouth only to have his partner bite down and get lockjaw, causing violent shrieking and fighting.

Running Bear and his partner Dishesz Clenerr did the fighting hawk last night.

by fitinglosers January 28, 2016

lightning mcqueen'd

When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.

Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"

by SweatyMoose! April 25, 2016

fighting the zombies

To be tired but insistent on staying awake. Fighting the (Z)zz's in Zombie.

Riley: You fighting the zombies?
Todd: Yeah man, I'm tired but I'll be straight.

by Ndala May 10, 2016