Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.
by bolivari May 25, 2023
Get the Father Figuremug. fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.
"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
Get the Fathermug. by anonymous April 29, 2025
Get the maryland fathermug. 
Get the step-co-father-in-lawmug. Father Fragrance can emit any smell and just snap his fingers and he will smell like that thing he imagined
by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023
Get the Father Fragrancemug. A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).
This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.
This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.
My e-father helped me out with some advice
by y0hami May 27, 2024
Get the e-fathermug. A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
by metabolism April 20, 2023
Get the My Fathermug.