fortnite-aholic

An obsessive addict over the online video game Fortnite.

45 yr old man threatens 11 yr old with harm after he loses badly to the kid.
Unbelievable? Not!
What a freakin fortnite-aholic!

by Sushiray888 September 18, 2018

Fortnite

A bad game that has stupid emotes, dances, skins, and game mechanics. people care more about this game than they do anything else. people have died playing fortnite and people say "at least he died doing something he loves"HE DID NOT DIE DOING SOMETHING HE LOVED, HE DIED DOING SOMETHING THAT BRAINWASHED HIM INTO DOING STUPID DANCES IN REAL LIFE AND CARING MORE ABOUT THE GAME THAN THEY DO THEIR LIFE. people have been dumped by their girlfriend because of this game. if you wanna play a real game play smash bros.

fortnite sucks

by colininthehouse October 9, 2018

Fortnite

Downfall of humanity

Near future...

Ye be seeing dem military dudes flossing and trying to built during WWIII caused by Trump

Hey wanna play Fortnite

Another sentence

Some dude asks a 10 year old virgin “Humanity or Fortnite”. Five seconds later earth explodes.

by SlavicBoi October 13, 2018

Fortnite

A cancer that Shane Dawson will soon make conspiracies about and how IT IS TAKIKING OVER YOUR MIND. You know like normal other words! 😀

random guy 1: Ohhhhh my gosh, I love this game FORTNITE!!!

random guy 2: *sees friend playing fortnite* *kills himself*

Logan Paul: Let's make a video about that!

by CringeMasterInfinite October 13, 2018

Fortnite

A game 97% of the people in the world play. If you play Fortnite you will not be able to control yourself from playing Fortnite.

I bought 1000 V Bucks in Fortnite. It was totally a waste of money.

by Ark Bahamut October 16, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a hugely popular game. People can play solo, duo, or squad. They have to be the last one alive to win. You build, kill and dance!

“Hey man lets play some fortnite! I finished my homework and it’s the weekend!”

by jojodiamond October 17, 2018

Fortnite

Terminal Cancer

Roy: So how’s the family?
Joe: My son has Fortnite
Roy: oh no I’m so sorry I hope he dies fast

by FijianFisher241 October 21, 2018