farmer cox

a nice big man with a loose bum hole and a big cox if you get what i mean ;)

Suzi: im going to see farmer cox later, wanna come along bob?

Bobbart: hell yeAH

by Fermer Average C0x October 3, 2017

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017

Fuck Farmer

A individual who harvests fucks. But usually has none to give.

If I was a fuck farmer I'd be broke.

by Jdubs22 April 11, 2017

Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual

Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that

by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017

Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse

He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer

by Thomas T Titwank May 4, 2017

wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.

UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!

by HzlH May 8, 2017

farmer

a person who grows crops and like blonde chicks

He is so into her, he reminds me of a farmer

by KewlKidDan May 8, 2017