Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

Failephant

Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.

Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"

by Evangelusher April 13, 2011

Falsebooking

Creating fake friends and lavish stories involving said friends on facebook.

Moe: Did you hear that Johnson's friend Abdi won the lottery and are now on the run from Italian space program?

Lester: No way man, that guy is is totally falsebooking.

by Fandango Drift October 22, 2011

false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012

Faisil

A smelly man

You're such a faisil

by ComicWhoop December 28, 2011

false wetness

the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."

"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"

by dankhaddock October 17, 2012

False Hipster

A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.

"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."

by CjWolfman July 21, 2013