coker-factor

Nigel Reo-Coker is a football (soccer) player in England. As of June 2007 he plays for Premiership team West Ham, although is likely to transfer in the coming weeks. He is known not for his skill, but more for his boundless energy and enthusiasm (basically he runs around the pitch like a headless chicken). Any player who matches Reo-Coker (Nige to his friends) in his enthusiasm is said to have or be 'The Coker-Factor'. Some Coker-Factor moves (or plays in American) include....

- Breaking up attacks with fearless challenges
- Distributing the ball to the nearest team-mate
- Making tireless runs
- Listening to Tupac before the game

Players with Coker-Factor do not...

- 'Back heel' the ball
- Head the ball
- Create opportunities for team-mates with sublime skill
- Score any goals

'Man did you see me break down those attacks today, I am the Coker-Factor'

or

'Did you see West Ham today? The Coker-Factor was bloody awful'

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007

cheese factor

1) The progression of day time soaps.
2) Corny actions of seemingly normal human beings

While Bert was watching The Young and The Restless the cheese factor went through the roof.

by Groove May 8, 2004

Yamanaka Factors

Hey, Sam. Remember the jellyfish thing?

Hym "Yamanaka Factors sounds like the thing I was talking about... Where they get them proteins?"

by Hym Iam January 31, 2025

E-Factor

If a person (we name this person Eve, just for example) had to do a simple task, but took too long to complete it and the result is total fucked up.

A: "Hey is the task done?"
B: "Yes but the person i instructed to do it totally e-factored it, so we have to do it again"

by sad_programmer September 4, 2018

Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.

My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.

by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022

Drag factor

When one sits in the cubical to defecate but sits on the throne for far to long the smell sinks into ones clothing causing one to drag the smell around with them.

Simon came back into the office after sitting on the toilet for a while and Kevin asked who bought in the drag factor ?

by Robo Snoopo August 19, 2019

I-factor

Competitive party game. Each player takes it in turn to play the cheesiest/biggest tracks from their iPod/phone. Winner is the person with largest portion of booty shaken and/or most raucous screeching. Best played intoxicated.

"Oh man, this party's so borrring"
"What we need is a good dose of I-factor!"
(whoop whoop)

by Wammycat August 28, 2013