by Eric Xiongnu May 20, 2020
Get the ERIC XIONGmug. The ability to see all bullshit that lying, narcissistic, conceited, and/or evil people attempt to make others believe is the truth.
Dude, you're a fucking hateful, evil, lying and disrespectful little bitch, I can Eric Agnew right through your bullshit, how many times do I have to tell you "you can't bullshit a bullshitter" so just give up already, get over it, you lying little bitch.
by Cakencock August 24, 2022
Get the Eric Agnewmug. When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 25, 2021
Get the Cottonwood Ericmug. A really fucking amazing person. Eric is a caring guy who has a weird humor. He would pick up rubbish on the street and texts his girlfriend in the shower.
by AReallyCoolPiglet December 22, 2018
Get the Eric Wongmug. Large man, he drives a Chevy Tahoe. Sometimes he can be seen on lake vanley. His actual name is Eric dejols ruzkicka.
by Butch 12567 August 29, 2020
Get the Eric Ruzickamug. Socially awkward recluse, who spends most of his time Gaming. His diet usually consists of: dark chocolate, honey roasted peanut butter, coffee, chocolate chip cookies, honey bunches of oats, canned tuna, and canned peas. His purpose in life is in an attempt to do as little damage to others as possible, by means of: staying out of public, not keeping in touch with friends, pretending that he dosent exist. He does as little as possible to survive. He believes that if he tries to do anything that he will only create more problems and exert his own energy for no benefit. So he sticks to the same small routines. Keeps his wardrobe to three days worth, and survives just to spite all of those that he despises. Do not approach the Rigsby, because he is unprepared for human interaction. At the most hand him a cigarette or a dollar as a sign of good faith and keep it moving.
by Eric Rigsby May 4, 2019
Get the Eric Rigsbymug. 