Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.
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by yourhoney November 22, 2021
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-Oh man, I can't even sit...
-What's up? Do you feel sore after a legs workout?
-Nah, It's just that Elie was sleeping over last time.
-What's up? Do you feel sore after a legs workout?
-Nah, It's just that Elie was sleeping over last time.
by Mourran November 22, 2021
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