Team Edward

The name given to the group of Fanpires that prefer vampire Edward Cullen over werewolf shapeshifter Jacob Black in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. It's not that they dislike Jacob, Edward is just better.

Jacob fan: Do you read Twilight?

Edward fan: Yeah, I'm Team Edward.

Jacob fan: Pssht. Suicidal much?

by Mandy Copeland March 5, 2009

Edgar

An asshole, a bitch. They're full of themselves. I dated them, DONT date them. They are a cheater. They will bait you with kindness and then, will crush your heart to pieces by being an absolute dick. If you meet a guy named Edgar, run away and call the cops, say that they're a pedophile. And if he talks to you, just say you're a pedophile, and a bitch, get away from me dick.

Oh look, Edgar is baiting little girls again.

by edgaramothafuckinghoe June 9, 2019

edward scissorhands

A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.

Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.

by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005

Edgar Alan Poe

Edgar Alan Poe is a poet who lived from January 19, 1809 – October 7, 1849. He wrote stories such as "The Raven" and Lenore.

Hey did you read that poem from Edgar Alan Poe? I love the line that says; 'Suddenly, I heard a tapping, as if someone was gently wrapping, wrapping at my chamber door.'

by Zachary Tyler Reynolds June 23, 2008

edar

A kid around 13 years old and has a big dick.

Dude edar is so cute and hairy.

by Ed-are December 15, 2013

Edward Cullen

THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer.

He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!

'You are /exactly/ my brand of heroin.' -Edward Cullen

by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008

Edward Cullen

That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.

Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?

by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008