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Eating naughty pork pies in the bath

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.
"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"
by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021
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Crayon Eating Motherfucker

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.
If one more Crayon Eating Motherfucker sends me a dick pic I am going to spray mace in his dickhole!
by ddyslilfckdll February 25, 2019
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Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.
Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.
by Sadiesez June 2, 2010
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Shit Eating Grin

by Happy Neff September 11, 2012
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eating is not cheating

Arnold looked up slowly and spoke with an accent... "eating is not cheating"
by tewkewl January 2, 2009
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shit eating grin

A)The grin on someone's face when they are trying not to smile but cant stop so they look like a total shithead.

called a shit eating grin because:

if you ate a piece of shit and you enjoyed it, you would naturally smile, but also try to hide that you enjoyed it at the same time, thus resulting in a "shit eating" grin.
"Wipe that shit eating grin off your face."

After John beat his friend Jim on a test, a shit eating grin came over him.

person 1 "Look at the size of that guys shit eating grin!"
person 2 "Man he looks retarded."
by Simmons12 August 2, 2006
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shit eating

Also refered to as an eater of Dung - the uncontrolable urge to snack on dung or feces by Amberang or close associate.
No Know examples as Amberang is a very seceretive shit eating person and hides her habit well
by Rexy Loo May 30, 2006
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