First-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a First-Hand Experience. Often, this is the first step to the occurance of Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

A first-hand experience is a remarkable thing to have, and is always life-changing.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

expertt

with the double 'T' expertt means something more impressive than usual. for instance, george was expert at boxing, but muhammad ali was expertt.

your a damn expertt

you expertt!

that's expertt

by JonnyC08 March 26, 2008

The Girlfriend Experiment

A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".

Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no

And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 27, 2021

Second-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator has had his or her First-Hand Experience, and is diligent enough to continue his or her practice, often he or she becomes further honored by the elephant assignment, and loses the other arm. This brings the elephant one step closer to Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

Many say that the second-hand experience is eclipsed by the effects of the first.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

import/export

when two homosexual men bend over and pass a turd from one anus to another

dude 1: Did you see Justin Bieber's new music video?
dude 2: yea, I'd rather import/export with jabba the hut than watch that again

by MaxPower511 February 23, 2011

Velma Experience

From the scenes in Scooby-Doo capers where Velma has her glasses knocked off in the dark and is forced to search for them blindly.

Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.

She's not hot, but those glasses make me want to give her the Velma experience.

by Mizer August 11, 2007

Jank experiences

Experiences filled with large amounts of weed and very strange places.

Damn, looks like this gonna be one of those jank experiences.

by w00p-thereitis January 5, 2011